Thursday, August 30, 2012

The GOP 2012 platform. What it really means.

Preserving and Protecting Traditional Marriage:
Creating a Culture of Hope: Raising Families Beyond Poverty:
We HATE lazy unemployed poor people.
Adoption and Foster Care:
Get these poor kids off the government dole.
Making the Internet Family-Friendly:
GOP/Crazy Christers want to censor the internet, no obscenity, no gambling, no blasphemy.
Advancing Americans with Disabilities:
Get the disabled poor people off the government dole, no killing for Spermatazoan Americans, No killing of zygotes, Full and whole fetal personhood.
Repealing Obamacare:
Big pharma and Doctors need more money, you get a voucher, no more medicare and no more medicade.
Our Prescription for American Healthcare,Improve Quality and Lower Costs:
Improve CEO quality of life by shifting medical costs to you.
Ensuring Consumer Choice in Healthcare:
Chose to buy healthcare or chose not to buy healthcare.
Supporting Federal Healthcare Research and Development:
Except for those deemed unbiblical or are just to darned expensive and take money away from our Military.
Protecting Individual Conscience in Healthcare:
You don't get that life saving procedure or medicine if your Doctor or pharmacist says it ain't biblical.
Reforming the FDA:
We can't have the FDA wasting money on testing food/drugs that big corporations says is OK.
Reducing Costs through Tort Reform:
You will no longer be able to sue negligent corporations who screwed you over or killed someone you loved. Education: A Chance for Every Child: Teach Creationism, Critical thinking is bad (see Texas).
Attaining Academic Excellence for All:
Learn the Bible, no more liberal arts.
Consumer Choice in Education:
Do as you please when educating your child but don't expect government money, we need that for the military.
Improving Our Nation’s Classrooms:
Teach only GOP/Crazy Christer approved courses.
Addressing Rising College Costs:
We think only the wealthy and upperclass need attain higher education.
Justice for All: Safe Neighborhoods and Prison Reform: Justice for all that can afford it. And privatize all prisons so our friends in the private prison industry can move into the private judicial system and assure that only poor people and liberals go to prison. This will also save money we desperatly need for our military.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Tweets on Ryan

Who knew tweeting was such fun? Enjoy!
“Ryan: Trillions Could Be Cut from Budget if We Eliminate Empathy” -Andy Borowitz on Twitter
“Paul Ryan is Romney’s pick for VP. Perfect choice. Ryan’s a water boy for the super rich and Mitt Romney is thirsty.” -Adam McKay on Twitter
“Let’s not let a bunch of cheap jokes about Paul Ryan looking like Eddie Munster distract us from the fact that he is a sociopath.” – Andy Borowitz
“Paul Ryan wants to cut food for poor people. That American bastard totally stole that idea from Dad.” -KimJongNumberUn on Twitter
“Paul Ryan has strong, unbreakable beliefs: Like the poor have it too good and billionaires just need a break.” –LOLGOP on Twitter
“Paul Ryan made all his interns read Ayn Rand. So I guess we know where he stands on torture.” -Andy Borowitz
“Paul Ryan seems like the kind of guy you could have a beer with, just before he takes your Medicare away.” -Mark Harris on Twitter
“Mitt Romney choosing Paul Ryan is like putting a sheet of blank paper inside a manila envelope.” -DamienFahey on Twitter
“Since Romney doesn’t care about poor people, he needed to balance the ticket with someone who doesn’t care about old people.” -Andy Borowitz
“If Paul Ryan popped up in the first ten minutes of a Law and Order episode, you’d be all ‘oh, he’s the killer’.” – bazecraze on Twitter
“Paul Ryan looks like a guy in a romantic comedy ‘bad first dates’ montage. He’s the one like, ‘Uh, excuse me, I said SPARKLING water’.” -BoobsRadley on Twitter
“Ryan is opposed to Obamacare and Medicare. Also, the word ‘care’.” – Andy Borowitz
“Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan To Awkwardly Hug, High Five For Next Three Months” – onion.com on Twitter

On This Date August 13th

We have certainly come a long way since Aug. 13th 1960.
That is the date of the first two-way telephone conversation via satellite.
And these days it happens all the time and we don't even know it.

Romney picks Eddie Munster as VP

Well it looks like that if the TeaParty (there is no republican party anymore) wins in November, I'll not be able to retire as soon as I had hoped.
The Eddie Munster budget plan will turn medicare into a coupon/voucher system and  Social Security will be gutted and there will be less and less help for the poor.
Why should I care about the poor you ask.
Well if the TeaParty gets elected I will very rapidly become one of the poor.
Eddie is a supply sideer. Meaning more of the failed RayGunOmics that caused this whole mess in the first place.

More here later today.