Thursday, July 21, 2011

Poll: Only 52% of Americans approve of God’s performance

Dissatisfaction and anger with the federal government is nothing new, but now even Almighty God is having a tough time getting support from the public.

A recently released survey (PDF) by Public Policy Polling (PPP) found that only 52 percent of American voters approve of God's performance, while nine percent disapprove and 40 percent are just not sure.

Among "very liberal" respondents, 19 percent disapproved. Only four percent of "very conservative" voters had a problem with the deity.

At 71 percent, God got His highest marks for creating the universe. His handling of animals was approved by 56 percent, and 50 percent even approved of His handling of natural disasters.

The same polling firm recently found that 44 percent of Republicans thought President Barack Obama would not be taken to Heaven in the Rapture, while 37 percent were not sure.

The most recent survey also determined that only 12 percent held a favorable opinion of News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch.

"Though not the most popular figure PPP has polled, if God exists, voters are prepared to give it good marks," PPP noted. "Voters approve of God's performance by 52-9 margin, making God about as popular as Murdock (sic) is unpopular."

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Has Obama killed Mullah Omar

An Afghan local television network has quoted Afghan intelligence sources as saying that Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar has been killed in Pakistan.

"Mullah Omar was killed on way from Quetta to North Waziristan," TOLO television said in its news bulletin, Xinhua news agency reported on Monday.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Saw it over at Bartcop


"A vote to increase the debt limit in this country is an existential question for a fiscal conservative.
These votes aren't easy. ...What I don't think that the White House understands is how difficult it is
for fiscal conservatives to say they're going to vote for a debt ceiling increase."
-- Eric Cantor, the second-biggest dick in the House, Link

Hey Eric, you had no problems raising the debt limit for Bush.

Why is there a problem...

Oh, yeah - Obama is Black, that's why.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Leon Panetta is a lying piece of shit

The newly Obama appointed US Defence Secretary Leon Panetta told the troops in Baghdad:
"The reason you guys are here is because of 9/11. The US got attacked and 3,000 human beings got killed because of Al-Qaeda,"
What a scumbag piece of shit this guy is.
There is no connection, there never was a connection, regardless of what the republicans say, there was no 9/11, Al-Qaeda connection.
It was all a republican lie.
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the rest of the cabal should be in the Hague awaiting trial on crimes against humanity.
But no! Obama wants to look forward not backwards.

How's that working out for you Barry?